there's just so much to talk about mushrooms..

Below is a conversation between Miss Ale a.k.a The Mushroom Breeder and me. She's my competitive in this realm of mushroom business. Then, I got to meet another breeder in the same line, Tasha, who breeds anonymous mushrooms. We call our little babies 'mushys' by the way.

Take a deep breath before you read because this is one long chat.

Are you ready?

Go!

fiona says:
hi ale
lil ale - hey~
fiona says:
heard you resigned
lil ale - yeah
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - results out soon mah
fiona says:
ya lor
fiona says:
hope for the best and expect the worst..that's me
lil ale - .<
fiona says:
lol
lil ale - yeah
lil ale - aih
lil ale - ahahhaa
fiona says:
sigh
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - dun sigh sigh
fiona says:
sigh
fiona says:
sigh
fiona says:
sigh
fiona says:
hai.......................
lil ale - OI
lil ale - ahahhaha
fiona says:
HAI.....sigh...........
fiona says:
what are you doing at home now?
lil ale - breed mushrooms
fiona says:
eh same occupation as me
fiona says:
i got many kinds
fiona says:
small, big, round, fat..
fiona says:
mushrooms of all shapes and sizes
lil ale - wow
lil ale - so nice
lil ale - hahhahaha
lil ale - COME
lil ale - i'm not singing or anything
lil ale - so COME

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lil ale - COME COME COME
fiona says:
i'll think about it
fiona says:
might come
lil ale - NO MIGHT MIGHT
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
i have to check with my mushroom schedule first..
lil ale -
fiona says:
brb
fiona says:
back
lil ale -
lil ale - yay
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale - where u went
fiona says:
i went somewhere
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale - hehehe
lil ale - so fun
lil ale - u went to talk to ur mushrooms issit
fiona says:
yeah
fiona says:
do you know that talking to your plants can make them grow faster?
lil ale - SERIOUS
fiona says:
yes serious..
lil ale - my goodness
fiona says:
what happen to your goodness??
fiona says:
haha
lil ale - Ihs
lil ale -
lil ale - ahhahaha
fiona says:
haha
fiona says:
tell me
lil ale - so lame la u
fiona says:
haha
fiona says:
being lame i sone of the most obvious characteristic of a mushroom breeder
lil ale - oh
lil ale - really
lil ale - coz they're too free to think of lame stuff to say
lil ale - ritgh
fiona says:
yes you are right..
fiona says:
eh
fiona says:
you not lame enough leh
lil ale - i know
lil ale - i'm working on it
lil ale - ahhahaha
fiona says:
haha
fiona says:
go go jia you
lil ale - yeah
lil ale -
fiona says:
hyaha
fiona says:
looks like you la
lil ale - yeah
fiona says:
that emoticon
lil ale - so cute rite
lil ale - i know
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
haha
fiona says:
not cute
fiona says:
lame..
fiona says:
hehe
fiona says:

lil ale - yer
lil ale - look like you la
fiona says:

lil ale - striking resemblence
fiona says:
that emoticon is the head of one of my mushrooms
fiona says:
not me la.
lil ale -
lil ale - hmm
lil ale - yes yes
lil ale - so handsome
lil ale - ahahaha
fiona says:
handsome leh
fiona says:
you jealous is it....
lil ale - no la
lil ale - i cute meh
lil ale - i cute mah
lil ale -
fiona says:
blek
fiona says:
blek
fiona says:
i vomit one pail already..heeeheeee..
lil ale -
lil ale - BWAHahahahaahHHAHAHahha
fiona says:
ho ho ho
lil ale - Bwahahaha
lil ale - c my nick
fiona says:
hyaha
fiona says:
lo
fiona says:
lol
lil ale - bWhahahahahahaha
fiona says:
you are improving
lil ale - yesh yesh
fiona says:
in laming yourself..
lil ale - laming myself
lil ale -
lil ale - hhaha
fiona says:
making yourself lame la..
fiona says:

lil ale - ahahahhahhaha
lil ale -
lil ale - ahahahahahah
fiona says:

fiona says:
let's start inventing words
lil ale - sure
lil ale - ahahahahahaha
fiona says:
that only lame people who are laming themselves can understand
lil ale - and mushroom breeders like US
lil ale - can un
lil ale - wait
lil ale - i get another mushroom breeder in
fiona says:
ok sure

ltash has been added to the conversation.

lil ale - HEYA
lil ale - welcome to the gathering of mushroom breeders
ltash says:
heyy
ltash says:
haha
lil ale - we shall now hold our 1st official meeting
lil ale - ahahhaa
fiona says:

fiona says:
yes indeed
fiona says:
hey tasha
fiona says:
welcome to the laming club
lil ale - hahhaahha
lil ale - laming
ltash says:
hi
lil ale - ok lets elect a president
lil ale - ahahaha
ltash says:
laming huh....
ltash says:
hahahaa
lil ale - yessssssssssss laming
fiona says:
we will elect the one with the most fanciful nick shall we?
lil ale - OKAY
lil ale - ahahhahahaha
lil ale - the one wif e most lame nick
lil ale - ahahahha
fiona says:
i guess ity's you ale
ltash says:
hahaha
lil ale - okay
fiona says:
ale is our president..woohoo
lil ale - BWAHA
lil ale - c my nick
lil ale - ahahhah
fiona says:

lil ale - see

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lil ale - fiona's mushroom head gigi tercabut d

ltash has been added to the conversation.
lil ale - hahahhahaha
lil ale - tash
ltash says:
sorry
lil ale - always got prob wif msn
ltash says:
msn hates me d
fiona says:
yeah la
lil ale - ahahah
ltash says:
haih
fiona says:
i didn't brush it's teeth
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale -
fiona says:
it's a punishment for it
lil ale - how cud you
ltash says:

ltash says:
who's teeth?
lil ale - hahahaha
lil ale - her laming mushroom head
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
that mushroom kept telling me lies
lil ale - hahahahahaha
ltash says:
haahah
fiona says:
so i put a curfew
ltash says:
mushroom TALKS
fiona says:
oh ya
lil ale - yea
lil ale - the mushrooms on her body
lil ale - and she talks to them
lil ale - thats y they grow so fast
lil ale - ahhaha
fiona says:
tat mushroom's name is brutal
lil ale - brutal
lil ale - hahahahahaha
fiona says:
yes
lil ale -
fiona says:
brutal told me brutal lies
fiona says:
so i punished him
lil ale - we shud put this convo in our blogs
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
ok sure
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
oh ya i haven't finished my story yet
lil ale - ok ok continue

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fiona says:
i told Brutal that he is allowed to play in the mud and dirty his teeth but he can't brush it

ltash has been added to the conversation.

lil ale - hahahahaha
lil ale -
ltash says:

lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
that's why his teeth became infectious and all fell off instantly as if they have been bombed..
lil ale - then
lil ale - ish ish
ltash says:
huh
lil ale - must take him make fake teeth la
fiona says:
let me repeat to tasha
ltash says:
ok
ltash says:
lol
fiona says:
i told Brutal that he is allowed to play in the mud and dirty his teeth but he can't brush it

ltash says:
speaking of TEETH.... i got my retanes today
ltash says:
urhh
fiona says:
that's why his teeth became infectious and all fell off instantly as if they have been bombed..

ltash says:
BRUTAL?
ltash says:
oooo
ltash says:
ur dogs is brutal?
fiona says:
no
fiona says:
my mushroom
lil ale - DOG
lil ale -
lil ale - ahahha
lil ale - her mushroom la
ltash says:

ltash says:
hahahaaha
fiona says:
my dog haven't reached the brutal stage yet
lil ale - yes
lil ale - ur dog
lil ale - saffy
fiona says:
yeah
lil ale - does he still pee at the umbrella opening
fiona says:
no
ltash says:
hahhaha
ltash says:
pee??
ltash says:
there???
fiona says:
she pees near the gate
lil ale - hahahhahahaha
lil ale - new place eh
fiona says:
no
fiona says:
old place
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale - what
lil ale - hhaha
ltash says:
oooh
fiona says:
let's ask tasha what mushrooms she breed
lil ale - yeahla
lil ale - tash
lil ale - what kinda mushrooms u breed
ltash says:
urmmm
ltash says:
i dont know... its' very cute and colourful....
fiona says:
wow
ltash says:
plus its not mean like urs
fiona says:
lagi brutal
ltash says:
hahhaaha
ltash says:

lil ale - yeahla
lil ale - the more colourful the more brutal
lil ale -
fiona says:
colourful means poisonous hor..
lil ale - this tash
ltash says:

ltash says:
lol
lil ale - so geng wan
lil ale - ahahhaa
fiona says:
that's why brutal
ltash says:
hahaah
fiona says:
what are their names?
lil ale - so so BRUTAl
lil ale - look cute only
lil ale - but SO BRUTAL
ltash says:
no no
ltash says:
mmg cute
lil ale - bwahahhahahahaha
ltash says:
whtt???
ltash says:
i t is cute
lil ale - fine lo
fiona says:
what are the names of your mushrooms?
lil ale - oi TASH
fiona says:
she fainted ah??????
lil ale - u dun have to check baby naming books la
lil ale - ahahahah
lil ale - maybe
lil ale - who knows
fiona says:
yeah la
fiona says:
just name them
fiona says:
like brutal 1, 2, 3 and so on

ltash has left the conversation.
lil ale - see
lil ale - again

ltash has been added to the conversation.

fiona says:
can i sigh now?
lil ale - NO
fiona says:
hai....................................!!!
fiona says:
yay
fiona says:
she's back
ltash says:
haha
ltash says:
me?
lil ale - FINALLY
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
yes
lil ale - OI
fiona says:
you
fiona says:
oh ya
fiona says:
i wanna ask tash what she name her dearies
ltash says:
?
ltash says:
erm
fiona says:
your mushrooms la
ltash says:
yet to have named them
fiona says:
why?
fiona says:
must got name
ltash says:
cuz ar
ltash says:
u see laaaa
ltash says:
if i name them ar
ltash says:
they become BRUTAL
fiona says:
then only can sell
lil ale - ahhaahahahaha
fiona says:
ltash says:
cuz they think i wan2 rule them
ltash says:
lil ale - tash got bad memory
lil ale - cannot remember names
fiona says:
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
you are suppose to rule them
lil ale - yeah
lil ale - they're after all PARASITES
fiona says:
yes yes
ltash says:
hahaha
ltash says:
no no
ltash says:
if not they invaed my head more
fiona says:
lil ale - hahahahahhaha
ltash says:
true ma
fiona says:
skinyt
fiona says:
fiona says:
look at this one
fiona says:
another mushroom of mine
lil ale - cannot see
fiona says:
wait
ltash says:
where?
fiona says:
you'll see it later
lil ale - oh no tash.. i caught ur mushrooms making out
lil ale - ahhahaha
fiona says:
fiona says:
this one
fiona says:
can see?
ltash says:
nope
lil ale - cannot
fiona says:
can i sigh
lil ale - NO
lil ale - ahahhaa
fiona says:
sighz..................
lil ale - lil ale - if you're gonna sigh anyway
ltash says:
hahahaah
lil ale - ask permission 4 what
fiona says:
fiona says:
not asking already
fiona says:
sigh sigh
ltash says:
hmm?
ltash says:
hey budak budak
ltash says:
dan mushroom mushroom sekalian
lil ale - who u callin budak
lil ale - ahahaha
fiona says:
let me tell you another story of skinny teeth
ltash says:
aku dah nak chao skang
ltash says:
haha
lil ale - ok la
ltash says:
c ya peeps
lil ale - go la go la
lil ale - we dun want u
lil ale - go go
ltash says:
gotta feed my
fiona says:
see ya tash
ltash says:
cendawan
fiona says:
mushrooms
lil ale - mushrooms
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale - ahhahaa
ltash says:
and thn my dogs
ltash says:
haha
lil ale - yea
ltash says:
c ya
lil ale -
ltash says:

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fiona says:
oh ya as i was saying
lil ale - yes
fiona says:
you know how come another of my mushroom is called sknny teeth?
fiona says:
skinny*
lil ale - coz he's sao nga
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
yeah
lil ale - hahahahahha
lil ale - SO LAME
lil ale - hahahhahaha
fiona says:
her teeth is so long that they look so long and skinny
fiona says:
she wasn't born that way though
fiona says:
she was born with normal sets of teeth but when she is a few months old...
fiona says:
guess what happen?
lil ale - she became dracula
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - bit by vampire
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
another brutal story that cost her teeth
fiona says:
no
lil ale - hahhahaha
lil ale - then
fiona says:
she ate too much fertillizer
fiona says:
she wants to grow faster like the others but she's not patient
lil ale - lil ale - ahahahaha
lil ale - u spend ur whole day inventing this story izzit
lil ale - hahahaa
fiona says:
i told her she will grow real fast if i talk to her every day but she didn't believe me
fiona says:
see what happened
fiona says:
served her right
fiona says:
i don
fiona says:
ti don't invent them
fiona says:
it's true
lil ale - hahahahahaha
lil ale - okay
fiona says:
lil ale - ahahahhahahaha
lil ale - oh no
lil ale - BRUTAL
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
so from that day onwards, her teeth started to get longer and skinnier..
fiona says:
and so ugly
lil ale - poor her
fiona says:
too ugly that i sold her away to the mushroom factory
lil ale - y u never chop it off
fiona says:
chopped??
fiona says:
then i don't get money
fiona says:
she's worthless without teeth
fiona says:
all my mushrooms have got teeth
fiona says:
you kno wwhat they do to her at the mushroom factory?
lil ale - what
fiona says:
they grind her into pieces and made new mushroom spores from her
lil ale - EwwwwwwwwWWWWwww
fiona says:
just like how scrap metals are made into new cars
lil ale - BRITAL
lil ale - club says:
BRUTAL
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
it's also known as the mushy junkyard
fiona says:
i am gonna save this convo
lil ale - yes
lil ale - you SO must
fiona says:
and post it
lil ale - ahahaha
lil ale - yes yes
lil ale - coz its so funny
fiona says:
yeah
fiona says:
actually after Skinny Teeth left, i had heartache
fiona says:
i love her very much but if i keep her, i'll earn less
lil ale - YOU SILLY GIRL
fiona says:
i must get rid of her while her teeth is still in good condition
lil ale - MONEY MORE IMPORTANT NOW IS IT
fiona says:
yes
fiona says:
we must be realistic
lil ale - what happened to LOVE
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - realistic worr
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
no money no food
fiona says:
and no food, how am i going to feed my mushrooms?
lil ale - so you sacrifice one
fiona says:
yes
fiona says:
to save the others
lil ale - so u can save all ur other mushys
fiona says:
yes yes
lil ale - yes
lil ale - SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO noble la now
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
all my other treasured mushys
lil ale - awwwwwww
lil ale - mushys
lil ale - ur mushys must LOVE you SOOOOOO much
fiona says:
not to say i am noble..but actually...
fiona says:
I AM NOBLE...MUAHAHAHA
lil ale - MUAHHA
lil ale - oh yes
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
they love me as if there coouldn't possibly be more love in this world..
fiona says:
they greet me good morning every morning
lil ale - coz YOU'RE So NOBLE
fiona says:
you know how?
lil ale - muahahahahahah
lil ale - of coz
lil ale - ahahaha
fiona says:
they send their spores flying arouond in the garden
fiona says:
and that makes my mood to be good the rest of the day...
lil ale - spores make u feel good
lil ale - oh wow
fiona says:
no la
fiona says:
i mean i can see that they are happy to see me
lil ale - ohHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lil ale - hmmmm
lil ale - how to see
fiona says:
their spores form some kind of pattern that forms a smiley
lil ale - wow
lil ale - so hebat wan
lil ale - u breed so long d
lil ale - shud be hebat la
fiona says:
yeah lor
lil ale - if not
lil ale - sure sakit hati wan
lil ale - put so much effort
fiona says:
let me give you some tips
lil ale - hahhaha
lil ale - okok
fiona says:
must talk and stroke them
lil ale - then
fiona says:
a gentle one of course
fiona says:
then must water lor
fiona says:
and cannot use rain water
fiona says:
must be purified water
lil ale - purified water not got no nutriens meh
fiona says:
rain water contains bacteria which will affect your mushys' growth
fiona says:
i haven't finished
lil ale - okok
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
to get nutrien
fiona says:
you need to buy vitamins
fiona says:
from Healthy Mush shop
fiona says:
do you know where it is?
fiona says:
then buy fertillizers
lil ale - where TELL ME LA
fiona says:
if you are stingy you can buy the normal one where you put in your plants
fiona says:
the shop is next to your house..
fiona says:
like that also don't know
fiona says:
ish
fiona says:
fiona says:
actually no la
fiona says:
it's located in UK
fiona says:
it's an imported good
lil ale - UK
lil ale - fiona says:
yeah UK..
lil ale - then how to get
fiona says:
can drive there wert
fiona says:
ask your dad fetch you there
lil ale - ulu kinta is it
lil ale - SAY LA EARLIER
fiona says:
yeah la
fiona says:
then where do you think i was saying
lil ale - i tot u saying UNO Kasino
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - then i under 21
fiona says:
oh no
lil ale - i cannot go in
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
they don't sell vitamins there
lil ale - cheh
lil ale - say la earlier
fiona says:
fiona says:
you should ask me first ma
fiona says:
ok
fiona says:
so the fertillizers
fiona says:
you know already hor
fiona says:
you can buy from the same shop but it'll cozt you a little more
lil ale - know d know d
fiona says:
ok
lil ale - nvm la
lil ale - anything for my mushys
fiona says:
settled
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
lil ale - i so sleepy la
lil ale - 4 o clock only
lil ale - ahahaha
fiona says:
then you sleep la
fiona says:
or else you won't have energy to breed your mushys
lil ale - yer
lil ale - dun wan
fiona says:
wh6y?
fiona says:
why?
lil ale - i sleep d cannot wake up
lil ale - ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fiona says:
you ask your mushys to wake you up la
lil ale - ok la ok la
lil ale - i ask em
fiona says:
ok
lil ale - president of the laming and mushroom breeding club says:
they said
lil ale - they oso lazy
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
lil ale - i go sleep 1st la
fiona says:
ok
fiona says:
seeya
lil ale - remember put our exciting convo in ur blog
lil ale - ahhaahha
fiona says:
ok sure
fiona says:
lil ale - cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fiona says:
enjoy your sleep mushy ale
lil ale - yes mushy fiony
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
hehe

I guess this mushroom business will end after the result is out.