Friday, March 03, 2006

there's just so much to talk about mushrooms..

Below is a conversation between Miss Ale a.k.a The Mushroom Breeder and me. She's my competitive in this realm of mushroom business. Then, I got to meet another breeder in the same line, Tasha, who breeds anonymous mushrooms. We call our little babies 'mushys' by the way.

Take a deep breath before you read because this is one long chat.

Are you ready?

Go!

fiona says:
hi ale
lil ale - hey~
fiona says:
heard you resigned
lil ale - yeah
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - results out soon mah
fiona says:
ya lor
fiona says:
hope for the best and expect the worst..that's me
lil ale - .<
fiona says:
lol
lil ale - yeah
lil ale - aih
lil ale - ahahhaa
fiona says:
sigh
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - dun sigh sigh
fiona says:
sigh
fiona says:
sigh
fiona says:
sigh
fiona says:
hai.......................
lil ale - OI
lil ale - ahahhaha
fiona says:
HAI.....sigh...........
fiona says:
what are you doing at home now?
lil ale - breed mushrooms
fiona says:
eh same occupation as me
fiona says:
i got many kinds
fiona says:
small, big, round, fat..
fiona says:
mushrooms of all shapes and sizes
lil ale - wow
lil ale - so nice
lil ale - hahhahaha
lil ale - COME
lil ale - i'm not singing or anything
lil ale - so COME

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lil ale - COME COME COME
fiona says:
i'll think about it
fiona says:
might come
lil ale - NO MIGHT MIGHT
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
i have to check with my mushroom schedule first..
lil ale -
fiona says:
brb
fiona says:
back
lil ale -
lil ale - yay
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale - where u went
fiona says:
i went somewhere
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale - hehehe
lil ale - so fun
lil ale - u went to talk to ur mushrooms issit
fiona says:
yeah
fiona says:
do you know that talking to your plants can make them grow faster?
lil ale - SERIOUS
fiona says:
yes serious..
lil ale - my goodness
fiona says:
what happen to your goodness??
fiona says:
haha
lil ale - Ihs
lil ale -
lil ale - ahhahaha
fiona says:
haha
fiona says:
tell me
lil ale - so lame la u
fiona says:
haha
fiona says:
being lame i sone of the most obvious characteristic of a mushroom breeder
lil ale - oh
lil ale - really
lil ale - coz they're too free to think of lame stuff to say
lil ale - ritgh
fiona says:
yes you are right..
fiona says:
eh
fiona says:
you not lame enough leh
lil ale - i know
lil ale - i'm working on it
lil ale - ahhahaha
fiona says:
haha
fiona says:
go go jia you
lil ale - yeah
lil ale -
fiona says:
hyaha
fiona says:
looks like you la
lil ale - yeah
fiona says:
that emoticon
lil ale - so cute rite
lil ale - i know
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
haha
fiona says:
not cute
fiona says:
lame..
fiona says:
hehe
fiona says:

lil ale - yer
lil ale - look like you la
fiona says:

lil ale - striking resemblence
fiona says:
that emoticon is the head of one of my mushrooms
fiona says:
not me la.
lil ale -
lil ale - hmm
lil ale - yes yes
lil ale - so handsome
lil ale - ahahaha
fiona says:
handsome leh
fiona says:
you jealous is it....
lil ale - no la
lil ale - i cute meh
lil ale - i cute mah
lil ale -
fiona says:
blek
fiona says:
blek
fiona says:
i vomit one pail already..heeeheeee..
lil ale -
lil ale - BWAHahahahaahHHAHAHahha
fiona says:
ho ho ho
lil ale - Bwahahaha
lil ale - c my nick
fiona says:
hyaha
fiona says:
lo
fiona says:
lol
lil ale - bWhahahahahahaha
fiona says:
you are improving
lil ale - yesh yesh
fiona says:
in laming yourself..
lil ale - laming myself
lil ale -
lil ale - hhaha
fiona says:
making yourself lame la..
fiona says:

lil ale - ahahahhahhaha
lil ale -
lil ale - ahahahahahah
fiona says:

fiona says:
let's start inventing words
lil ale - sure
lil ale - ahahahahahaha
fiona says:
that only lame people who are laming themselves can understand
lil ale - and mushroom breeders like US
lil ale - can un
lil ale - wait
lil ale - i get another mushroom breeder in
fiona says:
ok sure

ltash has been added to the conversation.

lil ale - HEYA
lil ale - welcome to the gathering of mushroom breeders
ltash says:
heyy
ltash says:
haha
lil ale - we shall now hold our 1st official meeting
lil ale - ahahhaa
fiona says:

fiona says:
yes indeed
fiona says:
hey tasha
fiona says:
welcome to the laming club
lil ale - hahhaahha
lil ale - laming
ltash says:
hi
lil ale - ok lets elect a president
lil ale - ahahaha
ltash says:
laming huh....
ltash says:
hahahaa
lil ale - yessssssssssss laming
fiona says:
we will elect the one with the most fanciful nick shall we?
lil ale - OKAY
lil ale - ahahhahahaha
lil ale - the one wif e most lame nick
lil ale - ahahahha
fiona says:
i guess ity's you ale
ltash says:
hahaha
lil ale - okay
fiona says:
ale is our president..woohoo
lil ale - BWAHA
lil ale - c my nick
lil ale - ahahhah
fiona says:

lil ale - see

ltash has left the conversation.

lil ale - fiona's mushroom head gigi tercabut d

ltash has been added to the conversation.
lil ale - hahahhahaha
lil ale - tash
ltash says:
sorry
lil ale - always got prob wif msn
ltash says:
msn hates me d
fiona says:
yeah la
lil ale - ahahah
ltash says:
haih
fiona says:
i didn't brush it's teeth
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale -
fiona says:
it's a punishment for it
lil ale - how cud you
ltash says:

ltash says:
who's teeth?
lil ale - hahahaha
lil ale - her laming mushroom head
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
that mushroom kept telling me lies
lil ale - hahahahahaha
ltash says:
haahah
fiona says:
so i put a curfew
ltash says:
mushroom TALKS
fiona says:
oh ya
lil ale - yea
lil ale - the mushrooms on her body
lil ale - and she talks to them
lil ale - thats y they grow so fast
lil ale - ahhaha
fiona says:
tat mushroom's name is brutal
lil ale - brutal
lil ale - hahahahahaha
fiona says:
yes
lil ale -
fiona says:
brutal told me brutal lies
fiona says:
so i punished him
lil ale - we shud put this convo in our blogs
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
ok sure
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
oh ya i haven't finished my story yet
lil ale - ok ok continue

ltash has left the conversation.

fiona says:
i told Brutal that he is allowed to play in the mud and dirty his teeth but he can't brush it

ltash has been added to the conversation.

lil ale - hahahahaha
lil ale -
ltash says:

lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
that's why his teeth became infectious and all fell off instantly as if they have been bombed..
lil ale - then
lil ale - ish ish
ltash says:
huh
lil ale - must take him make fake teeth la
fiona says:
let me repeat to tasha
ltash says:
ok
ltash says:
lol
fiona says:
i told Brutal that he is allowed to play in the mud and dirty his teeth but he can't brush it

ltash says:
speaking of TEETH.... i got my retanes today
ltash says:
urhh
fiona says:
that's why his teeth became infectious and all fell off instantly as if they have been bombed..

ltash says:
BRUTAL?
ltash says:
oooo
ltash says:
ur dogs is brutal?
fiona says:
no
fiona says:
my mushroom
lil ale - DOG
lil ale -
lil ale - ahahha
lil ale - her mushroom la
ltash says:

ltash says:
hahahaaha
fiona says:
my dog haven't reached the brutal stage yet
lil ale - yes
lil ale - ur dog
lil ale - saffy
fiona says:
yeah
lil ale - does he still pee at the umbrella opening
fiona says:
no
ltash says:
hahhaha
ltash says:
pee??
ltash says:
there???
fiona says:
she pees near the gate
lil ale - hahahhahahaha
lil ale - new place eh
fiona says:
no
fiona says:
old place
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale - what
lil ale - hhaha
ltash says:
oooh
fiona says:
let's ask tasha what mushrooms she breed
lil ale - yeahla
lil ale - tash
lil ale - what kinda mushrooms u breed
ltash says:
urmmm
ltash says:
i dont know... its' very cute and colourful....
fiona says:
wow
ltash says:
plus its not mean like urs
fiona says:
lagi brutal
ltash says:
hahhaaha
ltash says:

lil ale - yeahla
lil ale - the more colourful the more brutal
lil ale -
fiona says:
colourful means poisonous hor..
lil ale - this tash
ltash says:

ltash says:
lol
lil ale - so geng wan
lil ale - ahahhaa
fiona says:
that's why brutal
ltash says:
hahaah
fiona says:
what are their names?
lil ale - so so BRUTAl
lil ale - look cute only
lil ale - but SO BRUTAL
ltash says:
no no
ltash says:
mmg cute
lil ale - bwahahhahahahaha
ltash says:
whtt???
ltash says:
i t is cute
lil ale - fine lo
fiona says:
what are the names of your mushrooms?
lil ale - oi TASH
fiona says:
she fainted ah??????
lil ale - u dun have to check baby naming books la
lil ale - ahahahah
lil ale - maybe
lil ale - who knows
fiona says:
yeah la
fiona says:
just name them
fiona says:
like brutal 1, 2, 3 and so on

ltash has left the conversation.
lil ale - see
lil ale - again

ltash has been added to the conversation.

fiona says:
can i sigh now?
lil ale - NO
fiona says:
hai....................................!!!
fiona says:
yay
fiona says:
she's back
ltash says:
haha
ltash says:
me?
lil ale - FINALLY
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
yes
lil ale - OI
fiona says:
you
fiona says:
oh ya
fiona says:
i wanna ask tash what she name her dearies
ltash says:
?
ltash says:
erm
fiona says:
your mushrooms la
ltash says:
yet to have named them
fiona says:
why?
fiona says:
must got name
ltash says:
cuz ar
ltash says:
u see laaaa
ltash says:
if i name them ar
ltash says:
they become BRUTAL
fiona says:
then only can sell
lil ale - ahhaahahahaha
fiona says:
ltash says:
cuz they think i wan2 rule them
ltash says:
lil ale - tash got bad memory
lil ale - cannot remember names
fiona says:
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
you are suppose to rule them
lil ale - yeah
lil ale - they're after all PARASITES
fiona says:
yes yes
ltash says:
hahaha
ltash says:
no no
ltash says:
if not they invaed my head more
fiona says:
lil ale - hahahahahhaha
ltash says:
true ma
fiona says:
skinyt
fiona says:
fiona says:
look at this one
fiona says:
another mushroom of mine
lil ale - cannot see
fiona says:
wait
ltash says:
where?
fiona says:
you'll see it later
lil ale - oh no tash.. i caught ur mushrooms making out
lil ale - ahhahaha
fiona says:
fiona says:
this one
fiona says:
can see?
ltash says:
nope
lil ale - cannot
fiona says:
can i sigh
lil ale - NO
lil ale - ahahhaa
fiona says:
sighz..................
lil ale - lil ale - if you're gonna sigh anyway
ltash says:
hahahaah
lil ale - ask permission 4 what
fiona says:
fiona says:
not asking already
fiona says:
sigh sigh
ltash says:
hmm?
ltash says:
hey budak budak
ltash says:
dan mushroom mushroom sekalian
lil ale - who u callin budak
lil ale - ahahaha
fiona says:
let me tell you another story of skinny teeth
ltash says:
aku dah nak chao skang
ltash says:
haha
lil ale - ok la
ltash says:
c ya peeps
lil ale - go la go la
lil ale - we dun want u
lil ale - go go
ltash says:
gotta feed my
fiona says:
see ya tash
ltash says:
cendawan
fiona says:
mushrooms
lil ale - mushrooms
fiona says:
hehe
lil ale - ahhahaa
ltash says:
and thn my dogs
ltash says:
haha
lil ale - yea
ltash says:
c ya
lil ale -
ltash says:

ltash has left the conversation.

fiona says:
oh ya as i was saying
lil ale - yes
fiona says:
you know how come another of my mushroom is called sknny teeth?
fiona says:
skinny*
lil ale - coz he's sao nga
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
yeah
lil ale - hahahahahha
lil ale - SO LAME
lil ale - hahahhahaha
fiona says:
her teeth is so long that they look so long and skinny
fiona says:
she wasn't born that way though
fiona says:
she was born with normal sets of teeth but when she is a few months old...
fiona says:
guess what happen?
lil ale - she became dracula
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - bit by vampire
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
another brutal story that cost her teeth
fiona says:
no
lil ale - hahhahaha
lil ale - then
fiona says:
she ate too much fertillizer
fiona says:
she wants to grow faster like the others but she's not patient
lil ale - lil ale - ahahahaha
lil ale - u spend ur whole day inventing this story izzit
lil ale - hahahaa
fiona says:
i told her she will grow real fast if i talk to her every day but she didn't believe me
fiona says:
see what happened
fiona says:
served her right
fiona says:
i don
fiona says:
ti don't invent them
fiona says:
it's true
lil ale - hahahahahaha
lil ale - okay
fiona says:
lil ale - ahahahhahahaha
lil ale - oh no
lil ale - BRUTAL
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
so from that day onwards, her teeth started to get longer and skinnier..
fiona says:
and so ugly
lil ale - poor her
fiona says:
too ugly that i sold her away to the mushroom factory
lil ale - y u never chop it off
fiona says:
chopped??
fiona says:
then i don't get money
fiona says:
she's worthless without teeth
fiona says:
all my mushrooms have got teeth
fiona says:
you kno wwhat they do to her at the mushroom factory?
lil ale - what
fiona says:
they grind her into pieces and made new mushroom spores from her
lil ale - EwwwwwwwwWWWWwww
fiona says:
just like how scrap metals are made into new cars
lil ale - BRITAL
lil ale - club says:
BRUTAL
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
it's also known as the mushy junkyard
fiona says:
i am gonna save this convo
lil ale - yes
lil ale - you SO must
fiona says:
and post it
lil ale - ahahaha
lil ale - yes yes
lil ale - coz its so funny
fiona says:
yeah
fiona says:
actually after Skinny Teeth left, i had heartache
fiona says:
i love her very much but if i keep her, i'll earn less
lil ale - YOU SILLY GIRL
fiona says:
i must get rid of her while her teeth is still in good condition
lil ale - MONEY MORE IMPORTANT NOW IS IT
fiona says:
yes
fiona says:
we must be realistic
lil ale - what happened to LOVE
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - realistic worr
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
no money no food
fiona says:
and no food, how am i going to feed my mushrooms?
lil ale - so you sacrifice one
fiona says:
yes
fiona says:
to save the others
lil ale - so u can save all ur other mushys
fiona says:
yes yes
lil ale - yes
lil ale - SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO noble la now
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
all my other treasured mushys
lil ale - awwwwwww
lil ale - mushys
lil ale - ur mushys must LOVE you SOOOOOO much
fiona says:
not to say i am noble..but actually...
fiona says:
I AM NOBLE...MUAHAHAHA
lil ale - MUAHHA
lil ale - oh yes
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
they love me as if there coouldn't possibly be more love in this world..
fiona says:
they greet me good morning every morning
lil ale - coz YOU'RE So NOBLE
fiona says:
you know how?
lil ale - muahahahahahah
lil ale - of coz
lil ale - ahahaha
fiona says:
they send their spores flying arouond in the garden
fiona says:
and that makes my mood to be good the rest of the day...
lil ale - spores make u feel good
lil ale - oh wow
fiona says:
no la
fiona says:
i mean i can see that they are happy to see me
lil ale - ohHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lil ale - hmmmm
lil ale - how to see
fiona says:
their spores form some kind of pattern that forms a smiley
lil ale - wow
lil ale - so hebat wan
lil ale - u breed so long d
lil ale - shud be hebat la
fiona says:
yeah lor
lil ale - if not
lil ale - sure sakit hati wan
lil ale - put so much effort
fiona says:
let me give you some tips
lil ale - hahhaha
lil ale - okok
fiona says:
must talk and stroke them
lil ale - then
fiona says:
a gentle one of course
fiona says:
then must water lor
fiona says:
and cannot use rain water
fiona says:
must be purified water
lil ale - purified water not got no nutriens meh
fiona says:
rain water contains bacteria which will affect your mushys' growth
fiona says:
i haven't finished
lil ale - okok
lil ale - hahahaha
fiona says:
to get nutrien
fiona says:
you need to buy vitamins
fiona says:
from Healthy Mush shop
fiona says:
do you know where it is?
fiona says:
then buy fertillizers
lil ale - where TELL ME LA
fiona says:
if you are stingy you can buy the normal one where you put in your plants
fiona says:
the shop is next to your house..
fiona says:
like that also don't know
fiona says:
ish
fiona says:
fiona says:
actually no la
fiona says:
it's located in UK
fiona says:
it's an imported good
lil ale - UK
lil ale - fiona says:
yeah UK..
lil ale - then how to get
fiona says:
can drive there wert
fiona says:
ask your dad fetch you there
lil ale - ulu kinta is it
lil ale - SAY LA EARLIER
fiona says:
yeah la
fiona says:
then where do you think i was saying
lil ale - i tot u saying UNO Kasino
lil ale - hahaha
lil ale - then i under 21
fiona says:
oh no
lil ale - i cannot go in
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
they don't sell vitamins there
lil ale - cheh
lil ale - say la earlier
fiona says:
fiona says:
you should ask me first ma
fiona says:
ok
fiona says:
so the fertillizers
fiona says:
you know already hor
fiona says:
you can buy from the same shop but it'll cozt you a little more
lil ale - know d know d
fiona says:
ok
lil ale - nvm la
lil ale - anything for my mushys
fiona says:
settled
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
lil ale - i so sleepy la
lil ale - 4 o clock only
lil ale - ahahaha
fiona says:
then you sleep la
fiona says:
or else you won't have energy to breed your mushys
lil ale - yer
lil ale - dun wan
fiona says:
wh6y?
fiona says:
why?
lil ale - i sleep d cannot wake up
lil ale - ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fiona says:
you ask your mushys to wake you up la
lil ale - ok la ok la
lil ale - i ask em
fiona says:
ok
lil ale - president of the laming and mushroom breeding club says:
they said
lil ale - they oso lazy
lil ale - hahaha
fiona says:
lil ale - i go sleep 1st la
fiona says:
ok
fiona says:
seeya
lil ale - remember put our exciting convo in ur blog
lil ale - ahhaahha
fiona says:
ok sure
fiona says:
lil ale - cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fiona says:
enjoy your sleep mushy ale
lil ale - yes mushy fiony
lil ale - ahahah
fiona says:
hehe

I guess this mushroom business will end after the result is out.

3 wrote a note:

tasha said...

one BIG looooooong post on mushy's ... hehe... we are really boring ppl! hahha... how are we not?? we are afterall in the Laming Club.. muahahahha!

Anonymous said...

....HI HI passing by your blog again and after reading your marathon conversation with miss ale wow.. i think i had a sprained neck.. so glad i will be flying high again soon but another thing is i will be so so tired after that. huh.. what to do that's life...

-sapphire-

duyunZ said...

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