Monday, November 08, 2004

Girls..

this is a list about what girls expect not only guys but everyone to know..have a good one..

51 things about gal that guys should know

1.Don't ever lie to her, she would eventually find out.

2. She doesn't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big dick, she knows you don't.

8. Size does matter. But only to thoes not to girls who wants a relationship.

9. She doesn't like it when you act like Mr. Big. But she likes it when you are Mr. Big

10. A system in your car only impresses your home boys.

11. Don't talk about other girls that like you, she doesn't care.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. If it's a date, come with flower and candy

18. Don't ask her to give head, if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paint ball or anything else you and your friends talk about.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. She won't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave, no matter how cool you think it looks, she hates it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake

26. Don't wear the same clothes two or more days in a row.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. I'm your girlfriend, not your maid.

30. Most importantly. We are always right, so don't forget it

31. Call her the next day after you went out together.

32. Always laugh at her jokes.

33. Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.

34. Call her just to say you were thinking about her.

35. Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick.

36. Write her a poem.

37. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

38. Bring her flowers for no reason.

39. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

40. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

41. Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.

42. Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.

43. Tell her something about you... that no one else knows.

44. Remind her that you still think she's beautiful.

45. Watch a sappy movie with her.

46. Surprise her with a candlelight dinner.

47. Never stop trying to impress her.

48. Tell her you love her... don't just expect her to know.**

49. Never forget how much she means to you.

50. Give her great big hugs for no reason.

51. You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.

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